3 Young and Old

   1 Erica

       She asked the Editor, “Mr. Crawford, would you like a cup of coffee?”

“No thanks, Erica, something you can do for me though.” He showed her a picture of a kitten, “Once a week, as a public service, the newspaper runs a short column about adopting a cat from the animal shelter. They have not been very effective, too bland. See what you can do, bring it to me when you’re finished.” Her first writing assignment thrilled her. Within an hour handed Mr. Crawford the story. He read:

‘So nice to curl up on a warm lap, feel fingers stroking my fur, makes me purr. Dangle a ribbon, do not let me catch it. I will not give it back. If you have a little girl, we will cuddle, play, and meow together. Or perhaps give an older lady companionship and the love she needs, or encourage a grumpy man to smile again. I am so lonesome. Won’t you share your life with me? Samantha.'

Mr. Crawford scribbled a note on the page, stood up, “Erica, come with me.” followed him to the office bulletin board, pinned the page up, and left. She read:

“Written by our new cub reporter Erica, willing to serve coffee, but no longer able to, will be busy writing.”

Erica had a kitten when a little girl, wrote sentences about her cherished pet in a pink diary. Later began to write about her experiences in life. In her senior year of high school, she wrote an analysis of herself, “What Is My Problem?”

“My problem is I don’t know if I like boys. It is not that I haven’t been exposed to them, out with most of the boys in my class once or twice.  Now, when a boy asks me to a movie, I decline."

At a theatre, an arm is usually put around me; this is OK. Afterwards, a bite to eat, engaged in conversation, sporadic and dull, sports, cars, and more sports. I would ask him about his aspirations. The answer “I dunno.” Driven home, maneuvering to put his wet lips on mine. I have done that. I do not know what girls see in it. I prefer attending parties. Someone, sometimes, will have something of interest to talk about.”

“Once, I went out with my friend’s brother, a senior in college. His sister forced him, very pleasant to me, wonderful to talk to, well, listen to. I asked him questions all night. Drove me home, asked, “Any more questions?” Hoping he would kiss me, passionately. He did not. Tempted to kiss him, passionately, didn’t want to panic him, so that was that.”

“Now I know I don’t have a problem. Yes, I do not like boys, but I do like men.”

Mr. Crawford, owner of the Northern Sentinel newspaper, 41, nineteen years older than Erica. He did not have to write an analysis on the girl with downcast eyes, looking up at one with big sepia pools framed by inquisitive eyebrows. He knew he liked her.

Erica, recently graduated with honors from college, a degree in Journalism, major in creative writing, started as a cub reporter at the paper, having worked there during summers. Her initial duties, run errands for the staff, deliver their coffee; now excited to be an employee of a well-read newspaper.

Mr. Crawford gave Erica writings assignments, asked her, “Erica, it’s unusual for a new girl to pop in, ask the boss if he wants coffee, how come?”

“When hired, my supervisor took me around, introduced me to everyone. You shook my hand, welcomed me in such a way that I did not think of you as my boss. I thought of you as a new friend.” His affection for her upped a notch.

“Now that we are friends why don’t you call me Bob like the rest of the staff?”

She hesitated, head skewed, eyes looked up at him, “If I were to call you Bob you would be just one of the bunches. Actually, I think of you as a special friend that deserves to be called Mr. Crawford,” feelings for her zoomed.

Mr. Crawford single considered a ‘catch’ in town. Not exactly handsome, but had an engaging smile, a sparkle in his eyes, charming and rich. A distinguishing feature, a thick black mane. Women called him the Lion, not so much for the hair, but his prowess in gathering a rather large pride of lionesses, not the least bit aware.

 Hope for all, ladies trolled for him, yet no one snagged him until Erica unintentionally dropped her hook in the water with irresistible bait, intelligence and winsome appeal.

Mr. Crawford did not realize his hook wiggled in the water also.

Erica had a revelation, ‘Mr. Crawford talks to me as if I were a woman, not a recent grad.’ Curiosity stirred in her, what is it like when a woman is kissed by a real man?

She worried. If Mr. Crawford did not pucker up soon it was going to be too late, after all, she was 22. It baffled the girl. She worked with him at the newspaper for several weeks, he had not shown interest. Not once. Not even lunch. Her pod mate said, “Erica, he can’t take his eyes off you.”

So, what is the problem? She figured it had to be their 19-year age difference. He talked to her like an equal, but probably thought of her as a kid. He did not want to be accused of ‘robbing the cradle.’ She took inventory, looked like a college coed, dressed like one and still lived with her parents. Changes had to be made.

Erica, not one to leave anything to chance, closed the age gap, at least visually. She transformed her appearance with stunning corporate attire, a trip to the town hairdresser, presto, a movie star, took over a week for cohorts to lower their eye lids. The first day, Mr. Crawford commented, “Erica, you look fabulous. Then, of course, you always do,” Nice, but no invitation.

Her most traumatic change; moved into an apartment above a ladies clothing store. Mother and father held each other, watched her wave goodbye, lots of fears, the daughter moving seven blocks away. Missing her parents, adopted two kittens from the pound: named the female ‘Mom’, the male ‘Pop.’ Her father confided to the crew at the office: “You raise a child for twenty-two years and she names a cat after you.”

Her ‘room with a view’ was conducive to creative writing. Sitting at her computer, kitten on lap, mind in a trance, eyes on the blue bay spread out over the roof tops. It prompted words to bubble to the surface, cling to each other and form a thoughtful sentence. For weeks they curled out of her printer.

"Erica, Mr. Crawford would like to see you in his office." Excited, trips to his domain usually meant an assignment, this one nothing like the previous.

The Editor said, "I have an assignment for you. Each year the Northern Sentinel sponsors a charitable fashion show. All the summer residents from Hollywood and Palm Beach on The Bluff will attend, along with every who is who in town. Generous donations are made to the event. Ladies will wear creations from leading designers, Dior, Channel, Givenchy, St. Laurent. Those who choose to will introduce them on a runway."

"It sounds elegant Mr. Crawford. What do you want me to do?"

"Not being married, every year I ask a woman to represent me. This year I want you to be the one. A designer of your choice will come into town and create a gown to your liking, which you may keep. I will make a handsome donation in your behalf."

"Mr. Crawford that is so exciting, I'd love to. But won't it be a problem? You have asked The Countess Victoria Van De Carr the last two years?"

"Don't worry, I'll talk to her. We need a young, fresh face this year."

The Countess had her sources, heard the Lion was marking a fresh territory in the town and rounding up another lioness, a young cub reporter at that. Wasn’t his pride large enough? Well, that would not do, she would make sure he caught her scent. The Lion would not escape when they met.

A scarlet satin gown hung in her closet, a sensual sensation. It revealed a teasing portion of shoulders and bosom, the skirt fell just below the knees. A clever dressmaker, with a snip and a tuck here and there, lowered the hem until the Paris design touched the floor. The top now completely exhibited her shapely shoulders and two majestic mountains, it barely covered the summits. To add some adventure, a slit cut up to a thigh for another approach, a drop-dead cliffhanger that gave the climber no chance of survival.

 

“My dear Countess, how are you?” (Usually it was, ‘Victoria, my cuddly lioness.)

 She wrapped her arms around him, nuzzled his chest and purred, “In heat.” She circled him in shorts and halter, twisting and turning, giving him a look at all her tempting enticements. It made his black tipped tail twitch.

“Victoria, what beautiful creation do you have for me? Besides yourself, that is”

“Bob, it’s absolutely drooling. You must see it on me. I will slip it on. You turn around, and don’t peek.” He heard satin sliding and slipping against flesh. “Bob, you can have one quick look” He turned, her back to him. The gown plunged down to her lower, lower waist, exposing a spine that would send a Chiropractor to a Cardiologist. The front plunged into a steep valley.

Out of habit he said, “Is there anything you want me to snap?”

“Thank you; there is nothing to snap under this dress.” She paused and peeked at him, “Nor anything to unsnap.”

How do you contain a boa constrictor lounging on a chaise? It is not easy. Mr. Crawford liked the countess, admired her, found her breathtaking, but was concerned about how she will accept the news he must convey. She may swallow him whole.

Cautious, he stepped back, "Victoria, I'm sorry, you will not represent the paper this year." The snake uncoiled, hissed and spit venom.

The annual charity ball arrived, the summer event of the year. Everyone who mattered attended. The countess would ‘wow’ them all in her breathless scarlet gown. She would show that little reporter who had the audacity, switching her tail, to her lion.

The Countess Victoria Van De Carr introduced on the runway, appeared in her scarlet gown. There were Oh’s and ahs. Ms. Erica introduced, there were gasps, an abundance of golden shoulders. The little reporter created in her apartment a duplicate of the scarlet gown. So much for a Countess.

Monday, “Erica,” he stuck his head into her pod, “Would you be available for lunch with me today?”

Took her breath away, his first move, she said “Yes Mr. Crawford. Do you want me to bring any documents?”

“No documents. I thought we would go to the Waterside Inn, take our time and watch the ducks paddle around.” He smiled. Her jaw dropped. Mr. Crawford always had a business lunch, every day, at the Point Club.

The Waterside Inn for the rich and glamorous, its namesake was on the Thames in Berkshire; specialty of the house ‘fat duck.’ Glad she wore a chic outfit.

Heads turned; a sparkle of light entered the dim restaurant. Mr. Crawford experienced the kick of walking into a room, a ‘rare jewel’ on his arm. They enjoyed the fat duck and discovered, easy to be with each other; talked and laughed. “Erica, I'm having such an enjoyable time, can’t remember when I’ve had more fun. There is a dance at the club this Saturday. Would you accompany me?”

“Mr. Crawford, I’d love to.” Finally!

"Erica, I find myself in an awkward position and need to ask a favor of you. Recently elected to the Club Board of Directors, realized I am the only one without a boat. I bought a sailing vessel from a member and friend, a retired Navy Captain, who purchased a new one."

She interrupted, "Mr. Crawford that is wonderful, what make and length?"

"I don't know. I have only seen it from a club window, has a pole sticking way up. Fairly long, the front end is close to the dock and the back extends out the rear of one of our largest wells."

"Mr. Crawford, the pole is a mast. The front is the bow and the back the stern."

"That is why I need to ask you a favor. You were a junior sailing champion and have been racing sail boats all your life. Me, on the Board, wanting to support the club, I volunteered to be a stake boat during regattas. The captain offered to show me the ropes but called Brussels for an emergency NATO meeting. Could you help me out, make a day of it, then the evening? I'll pick you up at 9 am."

"Mr. Crawford, make it 8 am."

The two stood on the dock looking down at the length of the ship, "Mr. Crawford, this is not a boat, she's a yacht, over seventy feet long, it takes a crew to put her under sail." They boarded the sleek craft, looked around.

He, "It has an engine, you could motor out."

"Mr. Crawford, everyone is looking at you, the owner of the largest and most successful newspaper in the north and skipper of the longest sailing vessel in the club, a potential Commodore. You will be at the helm of your yacht, sail her out and in."

"How am I going to do that?"

"Your halyards, sheets, winches are all motorized along with furled sails. I will be your crew and you will call out commands to me."

He shouted, "Cast offspring lines, cast off stern lines, cast off bow lines." Jib partially hoisted, fluffing, she pushed the bow out into the fairway. Wind caught the sail, glided them out to the lake. Nose into the wind, main sail hoisted, helm hard to starboard they tacked all the way to the marker. Lowered an anchor and experienced a most enjoyable afternoon.

Dining and dancing, no doubt about it, they belonged to each other in their yachting whites, no one noticed an age difference. They stepped on each other's toes twice, laughed, smooth sailing well into the night, brandy hummers sealed their first date.

They climbed the outside stairs to her apartment, hand in hand. She asked, “Would you like to see the view?” Lights off, covered his eyes with her hands, “Don’t peek.” Guided him onto the balcony in the dark, removed her hands, like a child said, “See.” A display of lights splashed on the shops and dwellings in the foreground. Christmas lights decorating the black water, no, anchor lights, a lighthouse painting the bay, back and forth, with a yellow brush.

“Wow.” He put his arm around her, drew her tight. She rested her head on his shoulder, said, “Isn’t it nice.”

He said, “Yes though not as nice as you.” She tensed. Here it comes, a kiss - nothing.

Her head at the ideal angle, in his arms, no one around, lighting perfect, the scene made in Hollywood, nothing. He could easily, at least, give her a quick peck on the cheek. What could the problem be, sure he was attracted to her.

Immature? Did he love another? He was not married. Engrossed in thinking, why doesn’t he kiss me? It had to be the age difference. She blurted out. “Mr. Crawford. Why?”

Astonished, put a hand over her mouth. He looked at her, said “Why what Erica?”

Did not know what to say, “Oh, nothing.”

“Erica, there is something you want to know.”

“Mr. Crawford, I’m too embarrassed to say.”

“Erica, didn’t you say you considered me a special friend?”

“Yes.”

“I can’t be too special if you won’t tell me.”

She didn’t want to fib; besides, she couldn’t think of a good one. Put her head down, looked up at him with those dark eyes, “Mr. Crawford, why don't you kiss me?” There, out.

He smiled, “Because, I don’t think I kiss very well.” There, out.

Again, she put a hand over mouth. This time tried to suppress a laugh. “Here I thought it was me.”

Mr. Crawford also laughed. “Erica, I assure you, it’s not you. I think about it every day.”

Her face lit up, “You do?”

“Yes, I wish Marilyn Monroe was still around, she could teach me.”

The girl, “Mr. Crawford I can’t visualize you in her arms,”

“Me neither.”

The girl, now a tank full of Crawford, you could practice with me before going to someone like Marilyn.”

He took her in his arms, kissed her, tenderly. “Mr. Crawford, you just created electricity, no need to go to Marilyn, or anyone else, would you do it again?” He did. She now knew what it was like to be kissed by a real man, surely addictive.

“Thank you, Erica. I am leaving now while I’m ahead. Could I ask you for a favor?”

“Certainly.”

 “I’ve told my younger sister all about you. She and her husband are all fidgety to meet you. My father left his estate to us. We live there. She would like you to join us for dinner Saturday.”

“Mr. Crawford, I’d love to meet them.”

The relieved happy girl with hips swishing wildly from side to side, escorted him to the door, stopped, reached up, kissed him on the cheek, “Until next weekend.”

The estate is a mansion, sister and husband an inviting couple, expecting their first child. Mr. Crawford is going to be an uncle, excited about it, having a baby in the house. With 27 rooms, bawling would not be a problem.

After a gourmet dinner, non-stop conversation, Mr. Crawford showed his girl the home, left the gardens until last. The two in a gazebo, moonlight filtering through lattice, a fitting setting. He knelt down, grasped her hands in his and said, "I love you and want to rename the yacht, Erica."

Confused, "Mr. Crawford, was that an assignment or a proposal?"

"A proposal, I'm sorry, I forgot to give you this." placed in her hand a square velvet box.

The girl discovered Mr. Crawford was a man who bought big yachts and diamonds. She nodded her head, yes. The ‘real man’ slipped the ring on and kissed her twice.

He said, “Erica, I’m old fashioned. I would like to have your father’s blessing; be sure he doesn’t have an objection to our age difference.”

“Mr. Crawford, he won’t object. My father is nineteen years older than my mother.”

He said, “Erica, now that we are engaged, do you think you could call me Bob?”

She said, “I’ll try Mr. Crawford.”